![]() | Mourning Iain – Roz Kaveny |
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| Summer Idyll – Tina Rath |
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| H. P. Lovecraft's Loathly Eldritch Band – Allen Ashley |
'Twas a hundred years ago today,
HPL to the gods did pray.
Had an Oedipus thing with his mother
But he's guaranteed to raise a shudder.
So let me introduce to you
The deepest of your darkest fears:
H. P. Lovecraft's Loathly Eldritch Band.
We're H. P. Lovecraft's Loathly Eldritch Band,
We're going to rock the Arkham House.
H. P. Lovecraft's one and only Loathly Eldritch Band,
Ritualistic, not ridiculous.
H. P. Lovecraft's loathsome,
Almost decomposing,
H. P. Lovecraft's Loathly Eldritch Band.
It's torture just to be here,
It's giving me a chill,
You're such an ugly audience
We'd like to take bits home with us,
We'd love to take bits home.
I don't really wanna stop the frolic,
Though it's getting pretty hyperbolic
But Yog Sothoth's gonna sing a song
And he wants you all to chant along,
So wave your tendrils in the air,
Unnameable - and we don't care.
H. P. Lovecraft's Loathly Eldritch Band.
Deepest fears!
(Previously published in “Dagon 27” and “Dark Horizons 56”)
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| 10 Things to Know about Staple Removers – Ian Hunter |
1) The staple remover was invented by someone who bit their fingernails
2) They are excellent for picking up small children by the ears.
3) Correctly applied, when the planets align, they can be used to extract the soul of a virgin
4) They are excellent for picking up small children by the nose.
5) If the ends should stick together, you will die.
6) When applied to the neck they can be incorrectly assumed to be the bite of a vampire
7) They make a good noise for scaring victims when chasing them through the woods
8) They are excellent for making small children cry at parties.
9) Toothless old people who liked to bite flesh always carry them
10) Balloons fear them.
| The Dream of the Yellow Room – Megan Kerr |
| The room is real And I was there: Its curtains seal The milky air. The yellow sun Is trapped and tall. The years still run; The space is all. In different time You too were there. The silent chime, The space we share, The planes that trace Your face assert The time when space Was all that hurt. | The room’s my dream. I step inside The quiet cream Where love can hide. | Beyond that room Another lies In orange gloom And shadows rise. It’s crammed with bed And trainyard’s roar – The blankets shed, The humid core. The traintracks meet. Your silent surge Is truth and heat, Our golden urge. The windows shake. You howl; I cry. The facades break. Dimensions die. |
Next event in the Virtual WFC: the Astrologica launch from Alchemy Press, with readings from Neil Williamson, David McGroarty, and Megan Kerr.
All poems are used by the permission of the poets and remain within their copyright. Some poets have given another poem if the one they read can't be published online for copyright reasons. If you wanted to hear my prose-poem "The meaning", it's on this audio clip, at 18:55.
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